Welcome To The Shit House Poet Society Welcome my friends
To a show that never ends
I'm so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside

I see you there young man
With no paper in your hand
Plan to wipe it like a man?
Come inside, come inside

Never mind the heat
Just check under the seat
For space the spiders do compete
Come inside, come inside

If you like what you see
Or just came here to pee
For some cash we still must plea
Come inside, come inside

If you're looking for variety
Or perhaps some notoriety
Join the Shit House Poet Society
Come inside, come inside The Sh*t House Poet
Copyright 2008

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